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MATERIAL EVOLUTIONIST vs MATERIAL CREATIONISTS

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EXHIBIT A - Material Evolutionist?
One of the main complaints we hear about "evolutionists" is that they are "materialistic."  That is why we refer to them as "Materialistic Evolutionist."  It is very important when talking about them that you are able to recognize them in their simplist form.  "What do they look like?" you might ask. 

Take a look at picture to the right. Exhibit A

EXHIBIT B

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Before she was a "material" girl she was "Like a Virgin" --- apparently not a virgin ---- but "like" a virgin.  We are not sure what the difference is but it lead her to being a "Material Girl."  The point we are trying to make is that her image has changed over time or evolved so I guess you could make the argument that she is a "Material Evolutionist."

However, is she really your typical Material Evolutionist?"

Not really.

It is easy to imagine what they look like...these heathen, paganistic evolutionists.  Digging through our files we unearthed this recent image from a celebration for the 200th anniversary of Charles Darwin's birthday.

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To be fair, we must admit that this picture probably doesn't cast these Materialistic Evolutionists in the best light.  After all, it was a party--- needless to say, there was most likely drugs and liquor present --- not to mention the countless orgies that went on for several days afterwards...but we digress.

MEET REAL MATERIAL EVOLUTIONISTS

To be honest, the two pictures below represent what typical evolutionists most likely really look like.

EUGENIE SCOTT

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Ms. Scott is the Director of the National Center for Scientific Education.  She is against Creationism and Intelligent Design and believes that only science and evolution should be taught in science classes at school.

KEVIN PADEN

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Mr. Paden is a teacher and paleontologist --- which means he digs around in the dirt and studies dead things.  Oh, did we mention that he works at UC Berkeley.  Need we say more.

PLEASE NOTE:  They both have ther arms crossed.  This apparently is a common behavior of evolutionists.  Next time you are out in public and notice someone with their arms crossed there is a very good chance they are an evolutionist.

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MATERIALISTIC CREATIONISTS
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