CONTACT US
Actually, we are kind of difficult to get hold of --- we are either on the museum floor giving tours, creating new exhibits or making up answers to questions that no one in there right mind could possibly know.
PLEASE NOTE: If you are trying to contact the Directors of the Museum good luck. Iggy travels alot giving lectures and trying to raise funds for the museum. And Bucky? Well, Bucky ran off and joined the Raelians. Last we heard he had started his own chapter in Marin County, California.
We are understaffed and overworked but if you send us an email we will see what we can do. If you have technical questions about the Pseudo Sciences you'll have to wait until Iggy or Bucky get back and we don't know when that will be exactly.
MUSEUM STAFF:
Emma Finklebottom - Giftshop/Bookstore - (Emma's gout has been acting up lately and it makes it difficlt to get down to the Museum. Until she's feeling better the Giftshop/Bookstore will remain closed.)
Clarence Roach - Janitor and Maintence Man - He only comes to work on Tuesdays and Thursdays. He hates computers and
won't go near one if it is turned on.
Monkey Boy the Web (Not Quite a) Master - Monkey Boy is responsible for maintaning the web site. Sometimes when there are questions and Iggy and Bucky aren't around to answer them, Monkey Boy will make stuff up. When asked about this, Monkey Boy said "Iggy and Bucky tell me that is what the Creation Museum does --- they make stuff up. If it ain't in the Bible, they just make stuff up. Heck, how could they know some of this stuff? They weren't there. Our made-up stuff is just as valid as their made-up stuff. Actually ours is more valid because ours is based on logic and Pseudo Science. Their's is based on what they BELIEVE to be true." To contact the museum try emailing us at [email protected].
PLEASE NOTE: If you are trying to contact the Directors of the Museum good luck. Iggy travels alot giving lectures and trying to raise funds for the museum. And Bucky? Well, Bucky ran off and joined the Raelians. Last we heard he had started his own chapter in Marin County, California.
We are understaffed and overworked but if you send us an email we will see what we can do. If you have technical questions about the Pseudo Sciences you'll have to wait until Iggy or Bucky get back and we don't know when that will be exactly.
MUSEUM STAFF:
Emma Finklebottom - Giftshop/Bookstore - (Emma's gout has been acting up lately and it makes it difficlt to get down to the Museum. Until she's feeling better the Giftshop/Bookstore will remain closed.)
Clarence Roach - Janitor and Maintence Man - He only comes to work on Tuesdays and Thursdays. He hates computers and
won't go near one if it is turned on.
Monkey Boy the Web (Not Quite a) Master - Monkey Boy is responsible for maintaning the web site. Sometimes when there are questions and Iggy and Bucky aren't around to answer them, Monkey Boy will make stuff up. When asked about this, Monkey Boy said "Iggy and Bucky tell me that is what the Creation Museum does --- they make stuff up. If it ain't in the Bible, they just make stuff up. Heck, how could they know some of this stuff? They weren't there. Our made-up stuff is just as valid as their made-up stuff. Actually ours is more valid because ours is based on logic and Pseudo Science. Their's is based on what they BELIEVE to be true." To contact the museum try emailing us at [email protected].
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