EXPERIMENT #2
How do you determine if your husband, wife, partner, mailman, babysitter, nanny or whatever you-want-to-call-them is a Creationist, Evolutionist or believes in Intelligent Design?
This experiment is easy and fun to do but is designed for mature audiences. Now we are going to be discussing a rather sensitive subject --- that's right we are going to be talking about the act of --- begatting --- so we don't want any snickering or giggling. If you can't act in a mature manner then perhaps you shouldn't try this experiment.
The next time you are making love listen very carefuuly to the words your loved one is making because it could give you a clear indication of which way they lean in the great debate.
If your partner in the dirty deed yells out things like "OH, JESUS," or "OH, GOD," or "OH, MY LORD" then
obviously he or she is an CREATIONIST.
If your partner yells out in the heat of passion somethings like "OH, CHUCK," or "OH, DARWIN," or "GALOPAGOS!" then obviously he or she is an EVOLUTIONIST.
If your partner yells out during what they might consider the "Big Bang" something like "KLAATU BERATA," or "WOOKIE, WOOKIE," or "XENOMORPH!" then obviously he or she believes in an Intelligent Designer.
However, if your partner in the most intimate, intimate of moments yells out things like "BOW-WOW," or "HEE-HAW," or "MOOOOOO" then obviously it is time to find a new partner.
However, if you are currently not in a relationship then we offer the following alternative experiment.
EXPERIMENT 2B
Study the next picture very carefully and then take the poll immediately following the photograph.
How do you determine if your husband, wife, partner, mailman, babysitter, nanny or whatever you-want-to-call-them is a Creationist, Evolutionist or believes in Intelligent Design?
This experiment is easy and fun to do but is designed for mature audiences. Now we are going to be discussing a rather sensitive subject --- that's right we are going to be talking about the act of --- begatting --- so we don't want any snickering or giggling. If you can't act in a mature manner then perhaps you shouldn't try this experiment.
The next time you are making love listen very carefuuly to the words your loved one is making because it could give you a clear indication of which way they lean in the great debate.
If your partner in the dirty deed yells out things like "OH, JESUS," or "OH, GOD," or "OH, MY LORD" then
obviously he or she is an CREATIONIST.
If your partner yells out in the heat of passion somethings like "OH, CHUCK," or "OH, DARWIN," or "GALOPAGOS!" then obviously he or she is an EVOLUTIONIST.
If your partner yells out during what they might consider the "Big Bang" something like "KLAATU BERATA," or "WOOKIE, WOOKIE," or "XENOMORPH!" then obviously he or she believes in an Intelligent Designer.
However, if your partner in the most intimate, intimate of moments yells out things like "BOW-WOW," or "HEE-HAW," or "MOOOOOO" then obviously it is time to find a new partner.
However, if you are currently not in a relationship then we offer the following alternative experiment.
EXPERIMENT 2B
Study the next picture very carefully and then take the poll immediately following the photograph.
As in Experiment #1 and #2, results may vary.
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If you enjoyed voting on this picture,
please go to our YOU DECIDE PAGES and vote
whether the subjects are the result of
CREATIONISM, EVOLUTION or INTELLIGENT DESIGN.
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